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Do You Know the Way to San Jose? by Wilton D. Alston
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Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
Hidden in Plain Sight, Part First
by Wilton D. Alston
by Wilton D. Alston
DIGG THIS
The more I study everyday occurrences in the U.S., the more they
seem like Kabuki theatre
come to life. (And I’m not even talking about the continuing
adventures of K-Fed and Britney.) Basic common sense seems to be
missing at every turn. Certainly our personal safety is vital, and
as such, is something to which every American naturally applies
some thought, no? But for the wonders of airport security, traveling
to San Jose, or anyplace else for that matter, might actually be
pleasant.
Airport Security = Theatre of the Absurd Come to Life
When individual pre-flight body searches at the airports became
routine, few raised the issue that such searches were in conflict
with the 4th
Amendment. The text of the amendment in question is:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons,
houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and
seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue,
but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and
particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons
or things to be seized.
As best I can deduce from that, a lawful search requires probable
cause as a prerequisite – yet in the case of air travel, the mere
action of planning to fly causes airport security
victims – otherwise known as passengers – to lose one of the most
cherished protections given in the Constitution.
If these searches were other than farcical, maybe I could accept
them anyway. Maybe. But after every supposed terrorist plot is foiled,
we are subjected to yet another half-baked infringement in the name
of safety. The fact that many, if not most, of the latest "foiled
terrorist plots" are hatched by people with barely the skills
to find an airport on the map is apparently beside the point.
The latest craze – the ban on gels and liquids (unless they are
less than 3 ounces and sealed in a zip-lock bag) – is a perfect
example of all this. The whole thing supposedly stems from a foiled
plot in the U.K. However, careful (or frankly, not so careful)
analysis of the information shows not only that banning
gels on planes doesn’t preclude this kind of attack. It also
shows that this kind of attack simply cannot be completed, at least
not by people carrying the ingredients in their toilet kits.
It takes several different components to create the TATP.
It takes 12 to 36 hours to cure the raw ingredients. Even if a prospective
terrorist could get all the ingredients he needed on-board
the plane, the fumes would likely either be readily apparent or
cause him to pass out, or both. Even if he didn’t get caught or
pass out, the resulting mixture couldn’t even blow up a toilet bowl,
much less down an aircraft. So why are we traveling the globe sans
toothpaste? Darned if I know. But still, we submit to this lunacy.
(Okay, I give up. What do the zip-lock bags protect us from?)
Even assuming, for just a moment, that previously banned, but now
"legal" fingernail clippers could ever have
been used to hijack a plane, the current version of airport security
would still be worthless. (The fact that almost anyone with a pulse
can even now successfully get a deadlier weapon than a pair of nail
clippers on a plane is just an example of the lunacy.)
A primary problem is that airport treats what is a symptom
while never addressing any root causes. Simply put, for increased
security to preclude subsequent attacks, ineffective security must
have led in part to the previous attacks. Direct causality has to
exist between security and terrorism for increased security to result
in decreased terrorism. But people who obeyed the existing
rules carried out those attacks. Their weapons were not hidden,
and their identification was not invalid. Thus, bending me over
and checking me very thoroughly for weapons is unlikely to
help. Worse, looking at the 9/11 attacks, the simplest logical analysis
yields another firm conclusion: the methodology used to take
over those planes on that day will never work again anyway.
This was true immediately after 9/11. In fact, the methodology
stopped working during the attacks, as evidenced by the fact
that the forth plane did not reach its ostensible destination. (Conspiracy
Theory Caveat: Ironically, this conclusion is valid only
if the official reports are completely true. If other intrigue were
afoot then no analysis would yield good results. More on that in
the second essay in this series.)
Hijacking a plane nowadays with a weapon of almost any kind is
an errand for a person who wants to get beat up and not achieve
his goal. I won’t claim to know much about Islam, but I'd bet you
can’t get your 60 virgins if your mini-jihad gets foiled because
you got your rear-end kicked by some housewife from Kansas. (Let’s
not even debate the mythology
surrounding this "get some virgins" foolishness.)
Attempting to preclude people from carrying the kind of weapon
used in those attacks aboard a plane provides no benefit. Asking
for picture I.D. provides no safeguard against a determined terrorist.
Asking those insipid "four questions" provides no benefit.
Prospective terrorists know this. The TSA, or more accurately, DHS,
has to know this. So the steps taken provide only the "feel
safer" benefit. They are just for show.
Somewhere in the offices of DHS right now, execs are gathered around
a conference table, doing shots of Jack, laughing: "Hey Bill,
let's make them take off their shoes!" "That’s too funny!"
"Hey, why not dial up the metal detector to catch underwire
bras?" "Wow, I wish I could film that scene!" "Hey,
I’ve got one. Let’s ask them if they packed their own bag or let
some unknown person pack it for them. Terrorists never
pack their own bags!" "Ooooh, good one!" It’s a veritable
laugh riot.
And just to be very clear, when I assert that terrorists
around the globe know that a similar plan to that implemented on
9/11 will never work again, I am not talking about
the really smart terrorists. A terrorist with only the mental capacity
to avoid soiling himself occasionally during a typical day could
have reached this conclusion. If such a person could actually get
to the airport on time, he would have reached the upper limit
of his capability.
Conclusion
Examined in this light, airport security drives me to paraphrase
the classic 1970 Edwin
Starr protest song, "War."
Airport security. Yeah?
Good gawd y’all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing! Say it again!
If you don’t remember that song, don’t fret. You’ll get a live-action
demo during your next trip. There you’ll be, shoes off, clothing
loose, single-shot toothpaste in a zip-lock bag, watching a 70+
year-old grandmother being felt up by some person barely qualified
to provide security at a bowling alley.
With
all due respect to the entertainment value of such a scene, you
can’t really blame me for feeling a little skeptical about
the effectiveness of this "first line of defense" in stopping
global terrorism in its tracks.
December
21, 2006
Wilt
Alston [send him
mail] lives in Rochester, NY, with his wife and three
children. When he’s not training for a marathon or furthering his
part-time study of libertarian philosophy, he works as a principal
research scientist in transportation safety, focusing primarily
on the safety of subway and freight train control systems.
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